E-mail Pandemonium
I tried to give the guys at this place a hard time with this one.
From: Pepsi Webmaster
To: "Jerome Holeyman"
Subject: Re: Pepsi One
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 10:04:10 -0600
Dear Pepsi-Cola,
My son, Danny (age 11), requests a beverage before going to sleep
every night to quench his thirst. I usually give him Pepsi One. Now,
my son Danny is already on Ridalin, but when he drinks your beverage
at night, he becomes uncontrollable and has trouble sleeping. He
jumps on his bed in the middle of the night, waking up the whole
family. I am writing you because I have devised some solutions to the
problem.
Number one, you can make a sugarless Pepsi One. They already do that
with gum and nutrasweet.
Number two, add some sleep enhancement drugs to your beverage to put
the Dannys of the world to sleep.
Number three, stop the production of Pepsi One beverages.
These are the only solutions I can think of that can remedy the
situation. Please tell me how you plan to cope with this problem for
the future.
Sincerely,
Jerome Holeyman
All they needed say was to stop giving him drinks before bed, but, alas, they
chose the easy approach.
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